After 18 months of my human working from home, I decided that it was time for me to step in and become her manager, just the way it should be.
My human is We Are Adam's Operations Executive, and so it falls to me to make sure that her work is always purr-fect. I do this by sitting prominently on her desk (I am absolutely not in the way) and watching every move she makes, judging her performance.
I also make sure that I receive exactly 7 cuddles and 4 chin scratches per hour.
Did you know? I once lost a fight with a dog, losing a leg in the process. No worries though - I'm much more streamlined with three legs!